Talk about  u n t h i n k a b l e

                                y o u  a n d  m e, I mean.

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

Rizzoli & Isles - A Mean Girls 10th Anniversary appreciation post
kensiblye:

 

@emilybett Packin heat @coltonlhaynes

kensiblye:

 

@emilybett Packin heat @coltonlhaynes